paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails

b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

penis-hilton:

you should want a bad bitch like this

penis-hilton:

you should want a bad bitch like this

thingswillcomeseasonschange:


fungi:

Rick Rolling your professor

wow

thingswillcomeseasonschange:

fungi:

Rick Rolling your professor

wow

to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

cupcakesforcastiel:

themunchkym:

benedick-cumslut:

IS TIME MOVING FASTER OR AM I JUST BECOMING MORE AWARE OF HOW SHORT A YEAR REALLY IS BECAUSE CHRIST ITS ALREADY JULY

Your years are getting shorter proportionally to your life. Every day, you’ve been alive more than you were a year before.

A year for a 1 year old is their WHOLE LIFE and a year for a 5 year old is 1/5th of their life. Your fractions just keep getting smaller, making your years seem shorter.

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liquorinthefront:

yourstorm:

Talk about style.

such a babe.

liquorinthefront:

yourstorm:

Talk about style.

such a babe.

patricksbootydance:

And here we have Pete Wentz

patricksbootydance:

And here we have Pete Wentz