My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
an actual photo of me this summer
She is on point omfg
overly confident fat girls are extremely annoying
It’s a good thing I’m not here for your acceptance or approval.
This is still one of my favorite posts ever.
This made me so uncomfortable.
this honestly gives me anxiety just looking at it
This is the same man.
I think about this a lot.